January 2011
when you're texting someone & they take forever to...
fagosaurussex:
& then you hear your phone vibrate
& you look at your phone
but it’s really some faggot you hate saying happy new year
but then the person that you actually care about texts back & you’re like
Signing into Facebook and not talking to anyone
malamodel:
Just stare at peoples statuses like
Why Are Black People So Tall?
inspireordesire:
Because they’re Knee-grows
Life is a bitch . Death is her sister . Sleep is...
Wayne | 6’7”
“Two bitches at...
I lost my mind
it’s out there .
stranded .
2 tags
Hoes on my dick cause I rock like Mick Jagger .
Word around town bitch my dick taste like ribs .
O_O
That awkward moment when its 2011, and nothing as...
shutitorsuckit-:
Damn, I ain't showered since last year !
andrewskis:
dirtyynikes:
silly
Lmaoooo #WIN
1 tag
It sucks to realize what you had after you lost it .But shit happens & all i can do is deal with it #kanyeshrug
1 tag
Cole World . No snuggie
The homie just told me I can be his girl AFTER we...
We were never going to fuck .
Your the HOMIE
Your the not so attractive HOMIE
Im NOT A HOE or a BOOTY CALL
- SO your dismissed .
123iluvme asked: have a blessed and fun new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love your blog :)
123iluvme asked: have a blessed and fun new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love your blog :)
theesoulprovider asked: Happy new year! Have a good one :)
theesoulprovider asked: Happy new year! Have a good one :)
violet-lilies asked: happy new year!!!!!!
Catch me if you can (;
Mom : so where you going tonight .?
Me : out .
Mom : * sighs * Duh .! I meant where
Me : All over . this aine no one party night !.
Mom : hmm , what parties
Me : On the strip .
Mom : WTF ?! NIGGA YOU NOT 18 . LEMME GO ACTIVATE THE GPS ON YOUR PHONE !
Me ; O_O GPS.. what the fuck ? . *thinks about how i broke my phone & how i was gunna leave it home *
LMFAO
violet-lilies asked: happy new year!!!!!!
My mom is talking to me.
hittinthisganja:
I’m not even paying attention .
all the people i'm following are getting a bunch...
reportingfromanotherworld-:
What a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today.
1 tag
It's only 7:45 pm & Niggas already out shootin .
i heard you good with them soft lips
loveshakur:
ya u no word of mouth
that shit ain’t even funny ¬.¬ smh.
onpointlikedecimals asked: I think your "Oh eff me's" are pure hilarious . :D